Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
