I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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