you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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