i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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