his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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