It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize