Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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