I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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