I accidentally had phone sex last night
kristin has been a bad kristin
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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