All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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