i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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