it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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