the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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