Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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