Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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