its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
