and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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