drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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