if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize