I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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