their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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