It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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