is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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