Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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