how hairy? two words: wookie tits
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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