I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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