you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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