sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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