She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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