If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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