I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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