Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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