It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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