Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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