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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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