Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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