question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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