Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize