yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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