I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
