Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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