fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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