Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
NoShamevember. You game?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
