What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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