I'm really into asian looking animals
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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