matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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