Girls should come with a carfax report
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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