There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he shaved USA in his pubs
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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