Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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