she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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