During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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