I love black thongs
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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