Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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